My Orthoceras family

This morning I was accused of making impulse purchases from the Marketplace

I won't name names as it was very hurtful because this description likely contains some factual basis.

It is true that I often struggle with being an opportunist and Facebook puts an incredible variety of secondhand items in front of me.

For example, on Monday I bought this Orthoceras fossil.

Before last weekend I never knew an Orthoceras and now I own the remains of a family.

 

This Middle Ordovician-aged marine limestone must originate from the Baltic States or Sweden, which is the known extent of the nautiloid cephalopod sometimes called Orthoceratites.

Their temporal range was the Dapingian to Darriwilian eras, around 470-458 million years ago.

It is possible these fossils are another of the Michelinocerida genus.

They are characterised by long, slender, nearly cylindrical orthocones with a circular cross section.

The long body chambers have a central tubular siphuncle free of organic deposits.

I find it interesting that tiny teeth have been found in one species along with ten arms, two of which formed longer tentacles.

They died out during the Devonian period, which is still a mystery but fossil records show it led to the evolution of plants during levels of greenhouse gases to rival today.

At that time sea levels were around 200 metres higher than present oceans and Australia was part of Gondawanland.

The greening of the continents acted as a carbon sink and a cooling climate may have led to the late Devonian extinction.

While molluscs continue to be found in the seas and on land, my little Orthoceras family and their descendents did not survive the changes that gave rise to the Earth we now share.

The Birth Of Suburbia

By photographer Rosaleen Ryan

Winding around the world

Wind organs are a simple instrument that struggle in a noisy world

I learned how to make them from the website of Didier Ferment, which seems to be no longer online.

His experiments included describing the results of variations, such as:

A slit of 8 cm by 10 mm produces a deep sound except when the wind picks-up and brings the sound one octave higher.
A slit of 11 cm by 9 mm gives a medium sound, relatively clear within a wide wind range as well in speed as in angle of attack.
A slit of 20 cm by 6 mm gives a shrill whistle but requires a very precise angle of attack of the wind.
A slit of 16 cm by 17 mm will deliver a hoarse sound.
The idea of repurposing a plastic vessel to make a spooky sound was one of those wonderful discoveries of the early internet.

It might've been 2008, as that's when I published my first recording (although it's a short and rough one, so be warned there's a lot of noise).

In 2020 I remembered the idea and thought it was worth sharing, so I made this instructional video.

One of the great things about sharing one's enthusiasms is getting that enthusiasm back again.

In recent weeks I've had a couple of comments on my instructional video from Ronald and have enjoyed seeing his creations.

Heatwave

It's been years since I heard the term being used, but I am calling it.

Snap!


 

Chase bliss where you find it

Recently I put a Chase Bliss sticker on my vacuum cleaner

While that adhesive message came with a guitar effects pedal, it captures something of my recent experience undertaking domestic duties.

My vacuum cleaner has been providing many weirdly joyful moments.

Last year I made the decision to stop buying paper bags for the Miele model that had been cleaning my homes for nearly 30 years.

It had seen my transition from being a university student living in government housing through to my third or fifth career and then co-owning my own home.

One thing I admired about it was the long steel tube that gave resonances to the particles being drawn into the bag.

There was a sense of satisfaction in feeling the work it was doing.

This is close to the pleasure that is even more pronounced when emptying a bagless vacuum cleaner.

Being able to observe the debris fill the clear plastic catcher is a strange form of positive reinforcement.

It has spurred me on to finding new areas of the house to clean.

First I was vacuuming mattresses, then couches.

Before long I found the brush attachment was good for taking the dust off the blinds that line our windows.

I'm now beginning to wonder if the vacuum might provide an equivalent amount of bliss as my guitar playing, although Chase Bliss Audio have been a part of that enthusiasm recently.

It's been said that nature abhors a vacuum, but I am really into mine.

They/them

Pronouns never interested me and now they make my conversations stumble

Perhaps this is a statement that reflects my age, but I'm prompted by seeing another friend declaring they are now them.

It brings to mind a funny exchange with my partner when the high school sent a letter home about one of my children.

My partner exclaimed that our offspring must have changed their pronouns as it referred to they and them.

There was a laugh when I realised the school had a letter template that moved beyond the unwieldy s/he and, with it, any reference to the concept of biological sex.

Anyway, I am happy for anyone to promote the language that best suits their identity.

It's one of those aspects of contemporary life that is so fascinating and warrants deeper reflection.

For example, recently I read this observation in an interview with poet Forrest Gander and it's given me a new appreciation for taking a non-binary label:

As people are choosing the pronoun “they” to represent themselves, it has occurred to me that beyond the specifically gendered notion of what that means… I think that we have to admit how much we’re composed of others and how much that “I” is changing constantly.

In our lives we assume many roles and very few of them have anything to do with gender.

Just as feminists rejected the idea of being defined by their marital status, I think there's an opportunity to embrace pluralism.

The identity that I hold as a parent often collides with the immature posturing that I adopt in social situations.

Increasingly that model of authority I have as an older human conflicts with the carefree attitudes I have been disinterested in maturing.

These have been strained by the role that I am learning to fill as a teacher, particularly if it involves keeping a straight face while disciplining colourful language.

Being they/them seems an authentic reflection of feeling that the roles assigned at birth don't capture the person you grow to be.

We each contain so many identities, possibly wearing different masks to do so, which means it's a great step for society to embrace this kind of pluralism.

If that's "woke" then I'm happy to be awake!

There is a further dimension to recognising plurality and it goes beyond our roles or even the binaries with which they are usually framed.

In his book Entangled Life the author Merlin Sheldrake describes human as composite beings:

...we all inhabit bodies that we share with a multitude of microbes without which we could not grow, behave and reproduce as we do. [...] A growing number of studies have made a link between animal behaviour and the millions of bacteria and fungi that live in their guts, many of which produce chemicals that influence animal nervous systems.
Maybe, in addition to redefining the notion of the individual, we also need to reconsider freewill?

It takes The Village People to raise a child

If there's one thing that I like about Donald Trump it has to be his enthusiasm for The Village People

I expect he also responds to the upbeat energy in their music which, aside from tempo, often uses composition tricks like minor key verses to make those major key choruses really pop.

It reminds me how 'Gloria' by Laura Branigan was used by Alan Jones, the conservative radio "personality" who opened his show with the song but defined himself as a disgrace for agitating for violence in the lead up to the Cronulla race riot of 2005.

Anyway, before we get into that sort of ugliness behind the tunes, who can't help but be moved by the Village People's well-crafted hits? 

The sight of him dancing to their gay disco music something that I find myself enjoying about the recently re-elected US President.

I am of the option that it takes cultural forces like the Village People to raise a child and will share my own here.

When The Empire Strikes Back arrived at cinemas in 1980 (or maybe 1981 in Australia), I was seven years old.

That film doesn't remain in my memory for reasons that I'll explain, but it was impossible to avoid the impact of George Lucas' franchise through my childhood.

Many, many hours were played with figurines in the likeness of characters from the Star Wars universe.

In fact, I recall getting my first lesson about sex from watching my cousin acting it out with a Princess Leia figurine.

Before getting to the disco, I remember the triumphant feeling of leaving the first Star Wars movie about three years earlier.

While I would've been four I remember ascending the stairs from Canberra's Civic cinema with a feeling of excitement.

It was the same screen where I saw the original James Bond movie Dr No around the same time.

Maybe I'd had a birthday, because I came into possession of a Han Solo hand-blaster that I put into my little orange lunchbox and remember pretending to be the famed British spy while being babysat.

So when the sequel to Star Wars arrived a few years later I was enthusiastic to see it.

However, I wasn't alone.

The first opportunity to watch the Empire film came while I was being babysat by my aunt, who lived in Sydney.

All through my youth the movies released would be staggered and it wasn't something I really understood until I was writing film reviews while at university.

There was a limit on how many screens could show a new release film that was determined by the number of physical copies of the movie.

So films would arrive in Australia and screen in the state capitals, like Sydney, before moving on to the regional centres, like my hometown of Canberra.

The new Star Wars movie was hugely anticipated and, when my aunt asked about seeing a film, quickly became the focus of our plans.

I think we might've gone to the cinemas in George Street and joined the queue leading toward the box office.

At the point of buying tickets where we learned there was only one available and three of us needed seats.

The next screening was going to be too late for a seven- or eight-year old.

Since we had travelled into the city and didn't want the trip to be wasted, my aunt and her friend asked what else was showing.

I don't know what the options were but they bought tickets for Can't Stop The Music.

Although I've seen the film a number of times now, I still remember how quickly my disappointment shifted as Steve Guttenberg roller-skated through New York streets singing along to 'The Sound of the City'.

It would be a couple of years later that I gravitated toward the Police Academy movies from that familiarity with Guttenberg, but it's interesting now to see his resemblance to Jacques Morali.

Morali was the producer who developed The Village People concept and shaped their material:
While in New York, Morali attended a costume ball at "Les Mouches", a gay disco in Greenwich Village. Seeing the types of costumes and some common ensembles worn by the party guests, the idea came to him to put together a group of singers and dancers, each one playing a different gay fantasy figure.
The film somehow manages to make the story quite wholesome and Americanising the role of Morali by making him Jack Morell, as well as heteronormative with the addition of a love interest played by Valerie Perrine, who I recognised from Superman.

While Princess Leia might've acted out those early lessons in sex education, it was the pneumatic way Perrine's breasts appeared to float in a hot tub in The Village People movie that might have been the moment that I knew I was straight.

It seems ironic in hindsight that a camp movie celebrating gay subculture gave me this personal insight.

Now that I read about Perrine I can appreciate her figure has played an influential role in the representation of American sexuality.

She is credited as the first actress to appear nude on American network television by intentionally exposing her breasts during a PBS broadcast in 1973.

Can't Stop The Music is a musical biopic that reflects a version of history through the lens of what was considered palatable for a mainstream audience at the time it was produced.

This is to describe that the film fails to capture accuracy, but as a musical shows the kind of fantasy where characters burst into song and sets change to show desires beyond the scope of reality.

It's the kind of energy and representation that offers relief for those who are unhappy and reflects a kind of delirious enthusiasm totally in line with the crowds I see surrounding Trump.

Even though there's a dissonance between the increasingly overt homosexuality that a contemporary audience recognises in The Village People and the conservative Christian ideology that's defined the US Republican movement since around the time that the film was released.

It's that dissonance which defines our post-truth and "fake news" era, where so much doesn't make sense while explosions of colour (or colourful rhetoric) provide distractions.

Just as the film Can't Stop The Music glossed over the details that defined its origins to sell more records for The Village People, we're seeing their music continuing to be used by businessmen to dazzle audiences.
 

Love my spuds

If eating potato was an olympic sport I'd have eaten them in record time

Still amazes me that half a spud is considered a serve of vegetables. 

Making it by faking it

AI is coming for music videos and I'm here for it

Giving the finger

Late last year I was pulling up the grass that grows around the house and thinking that I should be wearing gloves

The next day it started, an ache around the end of my left index finger.

I thought it must be one of those spider bites that I've had from pulling up the grass.

Then it continued.

The feeling was more of a burning sensation and within the finger.

It seemed inconsistent though, like not always aching and there was no visible sign on the skin of a bite or redness.

Recently I consulted Dr Google and, while I don't put too much faith in getting the conclusive answer, the results suggested my ache might be early arthritis.

I am surprised it's in my left hand, although I did switch to using that finger for mouse-clicking after getting a raised bump on the tendon that runs along the back of my right hand.

This is the finger I also rely on for fingering the deep notes on my bass guitars.

At present it aches when I bend the finger so the first joint comes down past the second, which means it's mostly noticeable as I make a fist.

However, it's a little reminder that I'm getting old and joins a knee in triggering a kind of "go slow" response.

These are things that I find more confronting than spending time around small children at school.

It might make me reflect on my behaviour though, and stop the tendency I have to join in their games and activities.

Feels like getting old, I guess.